Rangaswamy and the Tiger

This is one of the funniest poems I've read till date. Hope you guys too have a good laugh

Deep in jungle I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent

Bugger Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I avenge poor darling's life

Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But am not fearing these sons of beeches

Hearing loud noise I am jump with start
But noise is coming from damn fool heart

Taking care not to be fright
I am clutching rifle with eye to sight

Should Tiger come I will fall him down
Then like hero return to native town

Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self - "Rangaswamy be brave"

I now proceed with too much care
From nonsense smell of this Tiger's lair

My leg is shake, I start to pray
I think I shoot Tiger some other day

Turning round I am going to go
But Tiger giving bloody roar

He bounding from cave like shooting star
I commend my soul to my Ma

Through the jungle I am went
Like bullet with Tiger hot on scent

Mighty Tiger rave and rant
Rangaswamy shit in pant!

Must to therefore leave the jungle
Killing Tiger one big bungle!!

I am telling that never in life
I will risk again for damn fool wife.